May 2013
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God: I love all my children equally.
[Earlier in the Bible]
God: I don't care for Job.
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gr8brittyn:
cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:
I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY
WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS
JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO
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gayzio:
tatterdemalionvulpine:
gayzio:
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
katswhiskers:
velvetonions:
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
Oreothello
Rolo and Juliet
Macberry
Mars Ado About Nothing
Antonutella and Cleopatra
Merchocolate of Venice
Two Gentlemint of Verona
Richerry III
I would never be online if this was real.
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GUYS
r1ffraf:
so i went to the topatoco store to look at stuff and ogle at things i want
and
wha-
MOTHERFUCKING CAPTCHALOGUE WHITE BOARDS.
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iloveyouandilikeyou:
okayophelia:
tacticalnymphomania:
nellachronism:
loveforalia:
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
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rnackenzie:
spoiler alert: lord of the flies isnt about flies
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kidwithgoggles:
xbluemetgreen:
somanythingsunknown:
There is no official High School Musical fandom, we are all the High School Musical fandom.
we’re all in this together
Get out
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shixn:
i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
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billywilder:
I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
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catswithbenefits:
thesickestjokes:
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.
i just threw up
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americants:
americants:
i get very turned on by words
i guess i find them
literacy
THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS WHATS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU
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ezios-fine-ass:
mariathorpechan:
i know eizo’s pene is bene, but the rest of men in his family are hung.
Sit in the corner and think about what you just said
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amaradonis:
doc-knock:
this is seriously...
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cafemusain:
i want to produce a reality show where they drop anglophiles into average british living situations to film the bitter disillusioned tears
bulletluckfield:
its 2013 and people still see loki as misunderstood and sad
loki’s a dick
that’s his whole thing
he’s the norse god of mischief
he’s basically the norse god of being an asshole
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
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i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog.
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keyofmgy:
my-raggedy-pond:
iamthewalrus24:
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ALRIGHT MY FIRST EXAM HERE IN THE UK LET'S GO...
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