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Everything sounds better when you add "but everything changed when the fire nation attacked" at the end of a sentence.

  • Harry Potter:

    Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

  • The Hunger Games:

    When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

  • Game of Thrones:

    The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

  • Edgar Allan Poe:

    'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

  • The Bible:

    In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

  • Red vs Blue:

    I used to be leader of the Blue team, but everything changed when the [Freelancer] Nation attacked

  • My Little Pony:

    Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

  • Kamen Rider Fourze:

    Kisaragi Gentaro arrived at AGHS with the intent of befriending everyone int he school, but everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

  • Homestuck:

    A young man stands in his bedroom, but everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

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