I just got a spam email. The email address was “supaballz22@aol.com”.
Aside from astonishment that anyone other than me actually uses AOL anymore… supaballz? Like, super balls? Is that supposed to be attractive?
Because let me tell you, in heterosexual sexytimes, the balls aren’t really what I’m concerned with on a partner. Like, maybe it’s just me. Maybe there are other people who really enjoy a guy’s balls. I don’t know them. I don’t know their lives. If they like that, then, you know, whatever.
But, like, if you’re going to make an email address that has to do with theoretical internet sexytimes, wouldn’t you want to make it about the size of your penis, not your balls?
I am so confused.
