Actress's Musebox

pelican-pride: the complete opposite of infomercials

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:01:31 -0400

the complete opposite of infomercials

gayzio: tatterdemalionvulpine: gayzio: In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:30:34 -0400

tatterdemalionvulpine:

gayzio:

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”

what the fuck did you just say about my mom

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake place called...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:01:27 -0400

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

Oreothello

Rolo and Juliet

Macberry

Mars Ado About Nothing

Antonutella and Cleopatra

Merchocolate of Venice

Two Gentlemint of Verona

Richerry III

I would never be online if this was real.

GUYS

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:30:39 -0400

r1ffraf:

so i went to the topatoco store to look at stuff and ogle at things i want

and

wha-

MOTHERFUCKING CAPTCHALOGUE WHITE BOARDS.

iloveyouandilikeyou: okayophelia: tacticalnymphomania: nellachronism: loveforalia: You know you...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:01:48 -0400

iloveyouandilikeyou:

okayophelia:

tacticalnymphomania:

nellachronism:

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

Lift up your lightsabers.

We lift them up to the lord.

Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.

It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.

Revised: And with your spirit.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:30:34 -0400

rnackenzie: spoiler alert: lord of the flies isnt about flies

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:00:53 -0400

rnackenzie:

spoiler alert: lord of the flies isnt about flies

kidwithgoggles: xbluemetgreen: somanythingsunknown: There is no official High School Musical...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:30:27 -0400

kidwithgoggles:

xbluemetgreen:

somanythingsunknown:

There is no official High School Musical fandom, we are all the High School Musical fandom.

we’re all in this together

Get out

shixn: i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:01:06 -0400

shixn:

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

billywilder: I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:30:25 -0400

billywilder:

I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you

catswithbenefits: thesickestjokes: What do you call a cheap circumcision?A rip off. i just threw...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:00:44 -0400

catswithbenefits:

thesickestjokes:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

i just threw up

americants: americants: i get very turned on by words i guess i find them literacy THIS WAS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:30:26 -0400

americants:

americants:

i get very turned on by words

i guess i find them

literacy

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS WHATS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU

ezios-fine-ass: mariathorpechan: i know eizo’s pene is bene, but the rest of men in his family are...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:23 -0400

ezios-fine-ass:

mariathorpechan:

i know eizo’s pene is bene, but the rest of men in his family are hung.

Sit in the corner and think about what you just said

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:55 -0400

newtypezaku: NEXT ON CSI: FEUDAL JAPAN.

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:30:54 -0400

newtypezaku:

NEXT ON CSI: FEUDAL JAPAN.

amaradonis: doc-knock: this is seriously my favorite post...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:01:29 -0400

amaradonis:

doc-knock:

this is seriously my favorite post on tumblr

literally my only “instant reblog” on this accursed website

therealhorusszahhak: My pride and joy, which took half a year...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:30:42 -0400

It has a 30" or 76.2 cm diameter, and was made up of 241 hand cut glass pieces.

From 1 o'clock, clockwise: John, Dave, Roxy, Jake, Jane, Dirk, Rose, Jane. Betas are arranged opposite of alphas.

Circle pieces before assembly. The symbols were cut out by hand, then sandblasted onto the glass.

The yellow and purple diamonds represent Derse or Prospit dreamers. Blue and red triangles represent the two teams.

On a light table.

therealhorusszahhak:

My pride and joy, which took half a year to complete: a homestuck-inspired stained glass piece. I won first place in the art show for my school’s district, in the 2D stained glass division.

lastofthetimeladies: made rebloggable by request

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:01:19 -0400

lastofthetimeladies:

made rebloggable by request

cafemusain: i want to produce a reality show where they drop anglophiles into average british...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:30:39 -0400

cafemusain:

i want to produce a reality show where they drop anglophiles into average british living situations to film the bitter disillusioned tears

bulletluckfield: its 2013 and people still see loki as misunderstood and sad loki’s a dick that’s...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:01:47 -0400

bulletluckfield:

its 2013 and people still see loki as misunderstood and sad

loki’s a dick

that’s his whole thing

he’s the norse god of mischief

he’s basically the norse god of being an asshole