omgimsuchadork:

hetaculture:

ask-cosplay-lovina:

romanorgasm:

seborgasm:

would-your-panties-drop-if-i:

tangoingwithmango:

thisrealityhere:

gingerrlocks:

riflesandroadhouses:

joshfransexyy:

butthurtbandboys:

australia gets christmas before america

but american gets freedom before everyone

but canada gets maple syrup before everyone

but hungarians open gifts on the 24th

but freedom

kangaroos

REINDEERS

eight fucking days of presents

gets paid for going to school.

pasta

Did we just witness a World Meeting?

that’s it that’s the show

(Source: spankmeniall)

comic-chick:

kickthebuscus:

misspjliguori:

sophege:

misspjliguori:

sophege:

if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me

do you mean people or is there something american called peeps

either way *gets the hell away from you*

THE FUCK IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CANARY SHIT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

hey now you have not liVED until you’ve had a peep ok

Wait, did we do it? Do we finally have something other countries don’t have/know about?? We’re not the ones who are out of the loop for once?

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

krejcithegoon:

sarahxhockey:

why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate

we are a bromance

we should act as bros

#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it

(Source: sarahh0ckey)

enigmaticrose:

buildanewreality:

scr4ggy:

mum made me a cup of tea but i’m pissed off at her so i’m not gonna go drink it

that’s how we show our anger in england, you see

actually, we did that first

(Source: milkouji)

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

(Source: raggedywings)