Going on Omegle as Jay Gatsby was the best awful idea I’ve had in a while.
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what did gatsby say when myrtle got hit by a car
oopsie daisy
shakespeare was a meme blogger
(Source: aiclan)
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
adventureofchinboyandsoufflegirl:
who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero?
Deadpool
Who’s his favourite?
Green Lantern
Oh my god
Why does he like baseball so much?
It’s an old sport.
(Source: annaels)
op op op op op oppan gatsby style.
preferred pronouns: old sport
yes but how old is the sport
