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The shock. The adoration, the love in his eyes.
Everything else seems to fade away as you turn the corner, pausing in the doorway, hands clasped in front of you. You scan the room and your heart skips a beat as you see Tom’s eyes land on you. His bright grin fades into an almost reverent look. Luke keeps talking, his back to you, until he notices Tom’s face. When Luke turns, sweeping his gaze over the room to see you, he smiles, pats Tom’s shoulder and gives his boss a little shove towards you.
Tom walks towards you in a daze, drinking in your gown, your hair, the simple, classic pearl necklace around your throat.
“Darling…” He whispers when he reaches you. “You look… Exquisite. You’re a goddess among mortals tonight, love.” You flush as he takes your hands in his and kisses your knuckles.
He offers you his arm, clad in a black Armani suit. You wind your arm into his and he bends down to kiss your cheek.
“The photographers won’t be wanting pictures of me tonight.”
Did… someone… write Tom Hiddleston/you fic…
I am slain
I don’t love him. I don’t know that I ever have or ever will…but when I’m with him I can’t seem to remember that.
The most dramatic fall of all time.
harry “diva” potter
this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff
i’m actually crying
This is creepy.
omg holy shit balls
I was scared before I realised that there’s a wall behind me
Staring so hard at the screen rn
chills. freaking out. o.o
I think the worst thing was that itunes stopped playing music right as I read the last bit.
Fucking thunder. Right as I read the first words of every paragraph.
Nice one, weather. Real nice.
I still haven’t looked behind me.
I whirled around as soon as I read this. Absolute fail, self.
OKAY, FUTURE!ME. I TRUST YOU, SELF. I HAVEN’T LOOKED BEHIND ME, YET. I’M PAYING VERY, VERY CLOSE ATTENTION.
…But what about when I need to go to the bathroom? The door is… behind me…!
Well, my dinner plans fell through and it’s too fucking late to start cooking anything so it’s
THAT’S RIGHT YOU BASTARDS THEY’RE NOT FUCKING JUST FOR LUNCH ANY MORE
WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY
YOU NEED INSTRUCTION
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
Ugly sobbing, oh my god.
this is the greatest thing I have ever seen
future partner, take notes