this would be my friends. bless them.
THERE HASN’T BEEN A TIME when i see this picture in my dash and i don’t reblog it.
The baby’s face. oh my god I cant .
babysitting, you’re doing it right.
im pretty sure this is like, the third time i’ve reblogged this. OH WELL
NOM NOM NOM bebehs
I laughed way too hard at this
(Source: andafern)
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
I haven’t laughed so hard in ages
TEARS.
walking entity of sass
OMFG
MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL USED THE BUCKET METHOD TOO
no one ever believed me when I told them I had to sit in a bucket at school
see?
SEE?!
THE BUCKET IS REAL
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
(Source: devotionii)
sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
I can do it.
I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy.
YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING
well with that attitude you cant
(Source: the-animation-alchemist)
I CAN’T STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING DOG HAHAHAHA
my
fav
o
rite
dog
O M-
(Source: iraffiruse)
i v’E BEEN AughLING aT THIS GIF FOR 34849238888888888 YEARS
(Source: punkpup)
poor mark
so single all the time
it’s ok i feel u
omfg i fucking cant
(Source: aheartofwood)
im bored im gonna microwave soap and see what happens brb
hold on im gonna put it in for five more minutes
ITS ON FIRE
THE SMOKE ALARM IS GOING OFF THIS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA DONT MICROWAVE SOAP
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
