Summary of Hamlet
horatio is slightly concerned
horatio is concerned
horatio is highly concerned
horatio is slightly concerned
horatio is concerned
horatio is highly concerned
I really enjoy the fact that you can basically sum up the ending of Hamlet with this gif
that’s it
that’s the playFor Ryan’s reference, until he actually reads the play.
(Source: forest-woman)
To eat, or not to eat, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the stomach to suffer the slings and arrows of hunger, or to take mouths and by digesting end them.
To bloat, to eat, no more, and by eating we say we end the stomach ache and the thousand natural pangs that digestive systems are ere to. Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
To bloat, to eat, to eat. Perchance to fulfill? Ay, there’s the rub. For in that meal of nourishment what fulfillment may come must give us pause. There’s the respect that makes calamity of so long bulimia.
For who would bear the hunger and malnutrition of time? The food corporation’s wickedness, the proud anorexic’s contumely, the pangs of despis’d hunger, the law’s delay, and the spurns that a good appetite by the unworthy takes when you yourself your acquaintance could make with a perfectly good stingray.
Who would fardels bear to suffer under the veil of famine, but that the dread of something after the meal, the undiscovered course from whose satiation no feeder returns, puzzles the will, and makes us rather eat those fish we have, than swim to others that might not taste as good.
Thus conscience doth make dolphins of us all, and thus the native hue of resolution to feed is sicklied over with the pale cast of thought. And meals of great pith and moment with this regard, their ocean currents turn awry and lose the name of action.
Thus conscience doth make dolphins of us all
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
For those who requested Shakespeare
Hamlet Woes
Hamlet, full text (speech only, no stage directions)
(Source: princeofprocrastination)
summary of Hamlet’s first soliloquy. as well as half of what he says in the whole thing. I have a lot of feelings about this play.
ohmygod hamlet stop thinking about your mother having sex (ONLY DO THAT WHEN YOU’RE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT AN INAPPROPRIATE MOMENT. OR GET RID OF A BONER.)
AVENGE ME HAMLET
FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER