no one twerks like gaston
makes it work like gaston
no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston
He be up in the club with that ass gyrating,
My, he so fly, dat Gaston
This speaks to me on a personal level.
(Source: 42g33ks)
no one twerks like gaston
makes it work like gaston
no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston
He be up in the club with that ass gyrating,
My, he so fly, dat Gaston
This speaks to me on a personal level.
(Source: 42g33ks)
no one twerks like gaston
makes it work like gaston
no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston
Loki’s Plan for the end of the world.
okay I actually laughed really hard, and then I got homesick
You’re welcome.
CAN THIS BE A THING
PERFECT.
Loki of the Dead
:I
brilliant
YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES
IM SO UNBELIEVABLY DONE
IM CANT STOP LAUGHING MYCHEST HURTS
you know what lets just bring this gem back
roses are red
violets are blue
somehow i’ll
make a man out of you
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE.
PAiNTIn OF A NOSE#win
i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background
HEADMASTER ZEFRON
Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?
am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose
(Source: pleatedjeans)
To eat, or not to eat, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the stomach to suffer the slings and arrows of hunger, or to take mouths and by digesting end them.
To bloat, to eat, no more, and by eating we say we end the stomach ache and the thousand natural pangs that digestive systems are ere to. Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
To bloat, to eat, to eat. Perchance to fulfill? Ay, there’s the rub. For in that meal of nourishment what fulfillment may come must give us pause. There’s the respect that makes calamity of so long bulimia.
For who would bear the hunger and malnutrition of time? The food corporation’s wickedness, the proud anorexic’s contumely, the pangs of despis’d hunger, the law’s delay, and the spurns that a good appetite by the unworthy takes when you yourself your acquaintance could make with a perfectly good stingray.
Who would fardels bear to suffer under the veil of famine, but that the dread of something after the meal, the undiscovered course from whose satiation no feeder returns, puzzles the will, and makes us rather eat those fish we have, than swim to others that might not taste as good.
Thus conscience doth make dolphins of us all, and thus the native hue of resolution to feed is sicklied over with the pale cast of thought. And meals of great pith and moment with this regard, their ocean currents turn awry and lose the name of action.
Thus conscience doth make dolphins of us all
reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
(Source: consultingflatmates)