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tipsy-arachnid: ashesaoirse: toxic-piss: I T C O M E S ia! ia! pizza f’thagn!     T̹ͪͮh̩̱ͣ̊̑ͨè̻̟͈͍̟̇ͬͯ̓ͪ̀̊ ̝͕̭͖̦͋͑̇̿͊̍ͦc͓̼͕̖̿̒͌̌ͥ̔͐r͔̰͎̩̬͂͗̍͂̽̔u̠̎ͮ̄̽ͯs̖͚ͥ̾̂̾̅ͤ̒̆t͉̺̠͉̱ͮ̆ͯ͌͒́̇́ ̺͓̗͕̫̒́̽̎̃r̖̘͐̉̆̚ì̱̳̈́ͭ̾͗̂͐̋s̥̻̤̟̤̬̾̽ͧͣ̒͛̆̑̚e͙̥͓̠̟͍̠̖ͦͯ̂͗̎ͪͬ̒s̺̺͙̼̬̦̼̞̪̔̄͛̋.̬̏̎.̞ͣ͛̈̔͑̓ͤ.͖̮͕͈̩̯̥̘̄́ͦ̑͌̀ͨ̾ͅ     OH MY GOD IT’S A PIZZA OCTOPUS. SCREEEEEECHHHHHHH
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tipsy-arachnid: ashesaoirse: toxic-piss: I T C O M E S ia! ia! pizza f’thagn!     T̹ͪͮh̩̱ͣ̊̑ͨè̻̟͈͍̟̇ͬͯ̓ͪ̀̊ ̝͕̭͖̦͋͑̇̿͊̍ͦc͓̼͕̖̿̒͌̌ͥ̔͐r͔̰͎̩̬͂͗̍͂̽̔u̠̎ͮ̄̽ͯs̖͚ͥ̾̂̾̅ͤ̒̆t͉̺̠͉̱ͮ̆ͯ͌͒́̇́ ̺͓̗͕̫̒́̽̎̃r̖̘͐̉̆̚ì̱̳̈́ͭ̾͗̂͐̋s̥̻̤̟̤̬̾̽ͧͣ̒͛̆̑̚e͙̥͓̠̟͍̠̖ͦͯ̂͗̎ͪͬ̒s̺̺͙̼̬̦̼̞̪̔̄͛̋.̬̏̎.̞ͣ͛̈̔͑̓ͤ.͖̮͕͈̩̯̥̘̄́ͦ̑͌̀ͨ̾ͅ     OH MY GOD IT’S A PIZZA OCTOPUS. SCREEEEEECHHHHHHH
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tipsy-arachnid: ashesaoirse: toxic-piss: I T C O M E S ia! ia! pizza f’thagn!     T̹ͪͮh̩̱ͣ̊̑ͨè̻̟͈͍̟̇ͬͯ̓ͪ̀̊ ̝͕̭͖̦͋͑̇̿͊̍ͦc͓̼͕̖̿̒͌̌ͥ̔͐r͔̰͎̩̬͂͗̍͂̽̔u̠̎ͮ̄̽ͯs̖͚ͥ̾̂̾̅ͤ̒̆t͉̺̠͉̱ͮ̆ͯ͌͒́̇́ ̺͓̗͕̫̒́̽̎̃r̖̘͐̉̆̚ì̱̳̈́ͭ̾͗̂͐̋s̥̻̤̟̤̬̾̽ͧͣ̒͛̆̑̚e͙̥͓̠̟͍̠̖ͦͯ̂͗̎ͪͬ̒s̺̺͙̼̬̦̼̞̪̔̄͛̋.̬̏̎.̞ͣ͛̈̔͑̓ͤ.͖̮͕͈̩̯̥̘̄́ͦ̑͌̀ͨ̾ͅ     OH MY GOD IT’S A PIZZA OCTOPUS. SCREEEEEECHHHHHHH
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tipsy-arachnid: ashesaoirse: toxic-piss: I T C O M E S ia! ia! pizza f’thagn!     T̹ͪͮh̩̱ͣ̊̑ͨè̻̟͈͍̟̇ͬͯ̓ͪ̀̊ ̝͕̭͖̦͋͑̇̿͊̍ͦc͓̼͕̖̿̒͌̌ͥ̔͐r͔̰͎̩̬͂͗̍͂̽̔u̠̎ͮ̄̽ͯs̖͚ͥ̾̂̾̅ͤ̒̆t͉̺̠͉̱ͮ̆ͯ͌͒́̇́ ̺͓̗͕̫̒́̽̎̃r̖̘͐̉̆̚ì̱̳̈́ͭ̾͗̂͐̋s̥̻̤̟̤̬̾̽ͧͣ̒͛̆̑̚e͙̥͓̠̟͍̠̖ͦͯ̂͗̎ͪͬ̒s̺̺͙̼̬̦̼̞̪̔̄͛̋.̬̏̎.̞ͣ͛̈̔͑̓ͤ.͖̮͕͈̩̯̥̘̄́ͦ̑͌̀ͨ̾ͅ     OH MY GOD IT’S A PIZZA OCTOPUS. SCREEEEEECHHHHHHH
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ashesaoirse:

toxic-piss:

I T C O M E S

ia! ia! pizza f’thagn!

 

 

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OH MY GOD IT’S A PIZZA OCTOPUS.

SCREEEEEECHHHHHHH

sord: ukidoki: militaryfit-bombshell: Super Silky Summer Legs Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon. Ingredients 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar) 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil) 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon) 1-2 Razors Mix everything together in a bowl. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes. Shave your legs. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness! Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha. I have silky arm pits too!! Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs. i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY
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sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

professorspork: murderthickets: alexiorsay: completelysane: the-girl-in-fandom-world: propagandery: How NASA might build its very first warp drive A few months ago, physicist Harold White stunned the aeronautics world when he announced that he and his team at NASA had begun work on the development of a faster-than-light warp drive. His proposed design, an ingenious re-imagining of an Alcubierre Drive, may eventually result in an engine that can transport a spacecraft to the nearest star in a matter of weeks — and all without violating Einstein’s law of relativity. DOES THIS MEAN I MIGHT GET TO MARRY AN ALIEN TELL ME I GET TO MARRY AN ALIEN YOUR PRIORITIES YOU HAVE THEM STRAIGHT im gonna marry EVERY alien #each and every 1 #maybe even alien robots  #I know this is in very early stages but OH MY GOD #also is it too early to start talking about the prime directive? IS IT EVER?
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propagandery:

How NASA might build its very first warp drive

A few months ago, physicist Harold White stunned the aeronautics world when he announced that he and his team at NASA had begun work on the development of a faster-than-light warp drive. His proposed design, an ingenious re-imagining of an Alcubierre Drive, may eventually result in an engine that can transport a spacecraft to the nearest star in a matter of weeks — and all without violating Einstein’s law of relativity.

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DOES THIS MEAN I MIGHT GET TO MARRY AN ALIEN

TELL ME I GET TO MARRY AN ALIEN

YOUR PRIORITIES

YOU HAVE THEM STRAIGHT

im gonna marry EVERY alien

#each and every 1 #maybe even alien robots

 #I know this is in very early stages but OH MY GOD #also is it too early to start talking about the prime directive? IS IT EVER?

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