adamchanlerberat:

what if i didn’t like musicals

what if i was normal

i don’t need a life that’s normal
that’s way too far away
but something next to normal
would be ok

electricbluewolf:

thatwasalowbloow:

mentailments: Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

Science!!!

thatwasalowbloow:

mentailments: Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

Science!!!

(Source: cineraria)

A Dream

Guys, I think this is my absolute favorite dream that I’ve ever had. It was wonderful. I only wish it could have finished before I woke up. But this is what happens when I’m allowed to sleep in until 2 AM.

I was a princess. But I was going to college!

secretlymartinfreeman:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

Posts like these will do my posture wonders.

KEEP ‘EM CIRCULATING.

miaveee:

What a facetious cunt.

ampullae:

djavjr:

but why would you graffiti the quadratic formula

some thugs just want to watch the world learn

(Source: cremitapalacara)

ibleedfiction:

ratsteeth:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

THE MOST FUCKING PERFECT OF TAGS

Aragorn’s bitch-please face

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted.

inthedeereyes:

cockman-dickman:

sciencecenter:

A squared plus B squared equal C squared!

I have never even considered that this could be a thing

(Source: ForGIFs.com)